At @TheGarden w @carmeloanthony @HLundqvist30 & James Dolan breaking the kazoo world record & raising money for #ALS pic.twitter.com/BWlBxGAqwE
— Amar’e Stoudemire (@Amareisreal) September 19, 2014
Last night, Knicks owner/entitled “blues man” James Dolan invited Carmelo Anthony and Amar’e Stoudemire’s Glass Knees on stage to partake in a giant kazoo jam. The goal was three-fold: 1) Raise money for ALS, 2) annoy the ever-living shit out of everyone in the audience subjected to such a display, and 3) set a world record for most kazoos being played in one room (note: if there’s an outdoor record to be broken, Dolan is probably already planning on breaking it). We hope #1 was accomplished and we’re 99.98% certain that #2 was accomplished. As for #3, if there is a God, please let Dolan be one kazoo short, because it’d only be appropriate.
[SBNation]
