Yesterday was supposed to be ‘RoboCop Day’ in Detroit, but things didn’t turn out according to plan.
First, the unveiling of a RoboCop statue in the city was cancelled because it wasn’t ready yet. Then, RoboCop himself was called upon to toss out the first pitch before yesterday’s Tigers game, where he came off looking like a huge sissy as he bounced it in the dirt.
The city is supposed to place their wellbeing into the hands of a guy who throws like that? Yeah…good luck, Detroit.
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