Katy Perry was the special guest on ESPN’s College Gameday this morning and, despite not looking as sexy as I was hoping, she certainly brought the entertainment value. Dressed in a fuzzy football sweater with bright red buns on top, Perry used the appearance to make cock jokes and profess her love for many things, such as:
Corn Dogs.
Trevor Knight:
Kirk Herbstreit:
And she played up the home crowd by taking Ole Miss over Alabama, then throwing Lee Corso’s Bama mascot head to the ground when he picked the Crimson Tide:
Invite Katy back every week, please.