Some people have children to continue their legacy, while other people like Orlando Shaw have enough kids to field a Major League Baseball team roster. The 33-year-old Tennessee man has already fathered 22 kids by 14 different women and no he can’t play cornerback. His baby mama’s took him to court because he owes tens of thousands of dollars in unpaid child support for his small village of children. Shaw was interviewed by a reporter outside a Nashville courthouse and asked how many kids he has and he responded with the fatherly answer of, “roughly 18” kids by “17 women.” However the exact answer is 22 children and 14 women. What’s being off four children when you have 22. When asked why he didn’t use contraception Orlando responded, “I was young and ambitious and I love women. You can’t knock no man for loving women.” I’m not sure if “ambitious” is the correct adjective for his behavior. He does show some responsibility for his actions by saying he wants to get fixed, despite that ingenious idea coming about twenty kids too late. The reporter asks Orlando if the ladies like him, to which he confidently retorts, “Ladies love me, they don’t like me. They love me.” Ladies please proceed with caution, sweet talking Orlando may impregnate you just by you watching this video.
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