Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever deny a woman food when she really wants it. In he end the only person who will suffer is you. Especially don’t deny Melanie Cross her beloved McFlurry. The Jacksonville, Florida woman was with a man at McDonald’s at 12:30 a.m. Sunday morning and apparently Cross wanted a McFlurry. However the gentleman did not treat the woman to the ice cream. This did not fly with Cross and witnesses overheard her scream, “I’m going to blow it up.” That’s when it is believed that the sugar addict grabbed the keys to his 1994 El Dorado (of course) and ran. She grabbed a gasoline can, then poured it over the vehicle and set it on fire.
Cross has a different account of the events, telling WTEV:
“This happened in the drive-thru. I was alone and my car caught fire. I left the scene because I was scared. I will admit I do not have a license, I shouldn’t have been driving at all.”
I wonder if the car was torched over an Oreo or M&M’s McFlurry. It had to be the delicious dairy decadence topped with crunchy Oreo goodness. I’d firebomb a car for an Oreo McFlurry if I needed a glucose fix.
[NYDN]
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