Many athletes have tried to hang out with Mia Khalfia, with varying levels of success. Most recently, Cubs catcher Wilson Contreras tried his luck and very publicly struck out, and hilariously so. So for Texans QB DeShaun Watson, who is starting tonight for the Texans against the Bengals, being able to say you hung out with Mia Khalifa is quite a badge of honor. And in honor of his 22nd birthday today, Khalifa posted this:
https://twitter.com/miakhalifa/status/908338419377602562?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tmz.com%2F2017%2F09%2F14%2Fdeshaun-watson-not-dating-mia-khalifa%2F
Unfortunately Mia, DeShaun Watson does have a nagging ankle injury and who knows, it could have been caused by this blocked dunk. Don’t worry Texans fans, this took place back in June when Watson was settling in in his new Houston home, so he’s ready and prepared (as much as he can be with that offensive line) for his first NFL start.
So Wilson Contreras, Chad Kelly, Duke Williams and a host of other athletes who have tried to become “friends” with Mia Khalifa and very publicly failed, Watson has given you a model to follow: move to Houston and cook for her. Sounds simple enough, right?
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