Your hands are sweaty. Your heart is thumping. You quickly chug three shots of Jägermeister for your liquid courage. After two hours of affectionately looking at this lovely lass you finally have enough nerve to walk over to that beautiful woman at the bar to legitimately get to know her better and you get dismissed faster than it took you to walk over. That soul-crushing debacle has happened to fine gentlemen over time and this delightful video shows just how much that girls are assholes at a bar.
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