Christmas Eve in my neck of the woods is that time of the year when I realize I haven’t purchased any presents and the stores close in 47 minutes. Christmas Eve in Australia is apparently the time of the year when testosterone-filled behemoths randomly attack street performers and choke the life out of them in front of a crowd. This Gold Coast living statue street performer is going about his usual tiresome, motionless routine when this meathead moseys on over to get a photo with the statue guy. However this gentleman wants a photo that he can remember, so he promptly chokes him out. Thankfully the statue man escaped and did not go unconscious and fall to the ground because people would assume he was just acting and he would have never received medical assistance.
If this statuesque man seems familiar it is because you may remember him from such viral videos as when he sucker punched a man who gave him a wet willy.
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