Asinine Human Challenges Bull (with Flaming Horns) to Duel, is Immediately Eradicated

By Jason Smith on July 9, 2015

Take a long, hard look at the above photo. Upon doing so, proceed to the following steps:

Please list three potential positive outcomes for the bull vs. man scenario.
Now evaluate each of your three outcomes to determine the realistic possibility of them occurring.
Lastly, tape those outcomes to the nearest fire hydrant and allow them to be urinated upon by dogs for the next 72 hours.
Return to your computer to watch this man get eviscerated by a bull with a flaming horns.

About Jason Smith

"I think we have become a more diverse league across every platform."

"There are so many people to thank."

“These decisions are never easy."

“Mike’s too much of a competitor."

“I think we have to hire a general manager first."

"Baker was the number-one pick in the draft for a reason."

"I think we have become a more diverse league across every platform."

"There are so many people to thank."

“These decisions are never easy."

“Mike’s too much of a competitor."

“I think we have to hire a general manager first."

"Baker was the number-one pick in the draft for a reason."