An Arizona man has begun a hilarious campaign to catch the person who stole an Amazon package from his front porch. The poor guy had ordered some K-Cups for his Keurig and an ice tray (which makes perfectly square ice cubes) only to have the box stolen from his front porch by a woman or, possibly, Dog the Bounty Hunter.
He handles the situation perfectly, as evidenced in this local news report.
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