You know those living statues that are littered around every tourist trap in the world? Their act is simple: stand still for hours at a time, and when somebody drops money in the hat, they move. However, if you’re short on cash and want a freebie, just do what this obnoxious passerby did, as a punch to the face appears to be on the house.
[Gawker]

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