It seems that Justin Bieber is a bit worried about his pending paternity suit. He’s so worried, in fact, that he’s decided to branch out a bit:
Look at what this ad has to offer:
– Bieber holding a bong
– A pregnant stripper by his side
– 20% off for being a professional stoner or student (kind of the same thing, really)
– They’re hiring. I’d love to see the resumes (required) they’re getting.
Personally, I’m thrilled to see this and nothing makes me want to buy glassware more than Bieber and a pregnant stripper.


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