The internet is often a wonderful place because its various joys and wonders often spring out of nowhere, spread like wildfire and disappear as quickly as a Skip Bayless hot take.
Today, Twitter was beside itself over the trials and tribulations of Pizza Rat, a brave soul who is just trying to feed himself in this busy and uncaring world.
Pizza Rat’s inspirational tale brought out the best of humanity on Twitter. Check out some of the heartwarming reactions below (which, oddly enough, seemed to contain more than a few references to the Cowboys and Eagles).
Draft Kings and Fanduel currently battling over rights to Pizza Rat, amount said to be in mid eight figures. (cc @darrenrovell)
— RUSS BENGT$ON (@russbengtson) September 21, 2015
Pizza rat could rush for 1800 yds behind the Cowboy's O-Line # pizzarat
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) September 21, 2015
My manager just called. Pizza Rat signed with William Morris. I really thought CAA was gonna get him.
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) September 21, 2015
Someone else who has more rushing yards than DeMarco Murray #PizzaRat https://t.co/e48VZm5Rgo
— Jemele Hill (@jemelehill) September 21, 2015
.@Eagles Y'all seen this Pizza Rat? Might wanna sign it up and throw it a couple carries.
— Brian Floyd (@BrianMFloyd) September 21, 2015
pizza rat is funny until u realize that pizza is all he has time to eat while working the 2 jobs needed to survive in nyc 🙁
— Desus Nice (@desusnice) September 21, 2015
y'all went straight to the memes and never considered pizza rat is just trying to feed his four, adopted turtle sons.
— neil mccauley (@the_blueprint) September 21, 2015
Pizza Rat is gonna own Halloween
— John Bresnahan (@BresPolitico) September 21, 2015
“Donald, what would you do about pizza rat?”
“Donald, is the pizza rat elite?”
— Ian Gordon (@id_gordon) September 21, 2015
Motion for pizza rat to replace Taylor Swift as ambassador of New York http://t.co/BfzP8ZeN2z pic.twitter.com/AgWxxSeAxX
— Kari Paul (@kari_paul) September 21, 2015
Sam Hinkie just traded Pizza Rat for 6 second-round picks pic.twitter.com/OTGgM9tpSb
— SI Extra Mustard (@SI_ExtraMustard) September 21, 2015
