If you didn’t see Beyonce’s opening performance at the Grammy’s, well you’re missing out.  A performance good enough to make any straight girl consider the alternative and provocative enough to need a cigarette afterward.

So, just when the song, “Drunk in Love” featuring her hubs Jay-Z, seemed like it couldn’t get any hotter – the emoticon version of the song surfaced thanks to one pretty creative dude and thus the phallic eggplants and look-alike boob balloons emerged.  Although let’s be honest, when it comes to sending vulgar texts in a Pictionary form, who hasn’t used the eggplant, banana, cactus, mushroom, drumstick, corn on the cob – oh wait, is it just me?

Check it out.

[Vimeo]