The Chicago Cubs unveiled a brand new mascot this week and, as to be expected, the Internet had some harsh things to say about it. The cartoony bear cub’s name is ‘Clark’ and he doesn’t wear any pants.
That last part encouraged some perverted Internet-dweller to Photoshop a press release photo of poor Clark and give him his own cartoon package, then post it on Deadspin, where it then went viral.
Unfortunately for Comcast SportsNet Mid-Atlantic, they decided to use said Photoshop during a segment about terrible mascots. By the time they realized their horrible mistake, it was too late. Bear penis everywhere.
Thanks a lot, Deadspin.
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