Wondering if the Miami Heat have hidden talents? Well you can cross singing off the list. Shane Battier is holding his second annual “Battioke” fundraiser for his Take Charge Foundation which helps youth with Education opportunities. To entice you to attend the event Battier had his Heat teammates sing some karaoke, which in hindsight may not have been the best marketing ploy because they’re atrocious. Dwyane Wade “sings” R. Kelly’s “Bump and Grind,” but it sounds more like a cat dying. Meanwhile LeBron James also thinks he’s a smooth singer as he attempts Ne-Yo’s “Because Of You” and Chris Bosh belts out Marvin Gaye’s classic, “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough.” So please don’t expect to see any of the Heat on “The Voice” any time soon.

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