Hanley Ramirez, who signed a big money deal to return to the Red Sox this Winter, had quite the Opening Day performance in Philadelphia on Monday. Ramirez hit two of the Sox’ five home runs in their 8-0 win over the Phillies, including a grand slam in the ninth inning off of Jake Diekman.
Upon returning to the dugout, Hanley’s inspection of his bat revealed that he brought in four of his five RBIs on the strength of splintered wood. His teammates seemed impressed.


About Pete Blackburn
Recent Posts
‘Stop making excuses’: WNBA head coach blasts his own players
Jose Fernandez wants accountability
Dan Hurley does not hold back on coaches adding fifth-year seniors
"It's not victimless."
Caitlin Clark does not hold back on intense pressure she’s under
"I’m trying to navigate life."
Aaron Rodgers does not hold back on people criticizing him
"Most people aren’t listening"
New York Liberty make shocking mid-season cut
"We want to thank Betnijah for everything she has given to this organization."
Why Larry Fitzgerald refuses to officially retire from the NFL
"There's no retirement in sight."