From the “This Is Why The Terrorists Hate Us” department, we present the latest offering from Austin Beerworks: the brewery’s Peacemaker Anytime Ale, which will be available for a short time in a Texas-sized 99-pack, and not sold at a convenience store near you (unless you live in Austin). The good news is that the 7-foot-long, 82-pound behemoth will be available to order online, but you have to jump through a few hoops to get on the list. Specifically, you must follow them on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. Supplies are limited, so good luck.