Steve Francis’ bizarre post-NBA journey continued in a Miami nightclub, where the former All-Star was spotted recently, standing off in his own little world, dousing himself with champagne, while folks around him watched with amazement. While Francis appears to be quite intoxicated — his faceplant at the end transforms this incident from funny to sad — the last substance he can be seen pouring down his gullet is water. At least the man knows how to stay hydrated.

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[Deadspin]