Welp. The Oregon State cheerleaders have gone and changed the sport of cheerleading for good with the “chainsaw.’ It is innovative, not contrived, rolls off the tongue, and is extremely catchy. Whoever was the director/mastermind behind this new craze needs a raise and a promotion. I’m off to do the chainsaw, y’all.
In all seriousness, what the hell was that?

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