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We were made aware of one of the better Craigslist “missed connection” posts of the year. At Cosby Sweaters we strive to connect good people, so if you happen to know the hot brunette from Clearwater, FL who drops SBD’s, please let her know that her future husband is out there.
You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section last night. I was the tall guy next to you that looked over and asked, “Was that you?” You quickly replied “No…Wasn’t me!” You almost seemed insulted I would ask. As the stink grew you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was evident. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loafs of Ciabatta bread. You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You are beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I’d love to meet up sometime.
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