21 year old Luke Singletary of Fort Lauderdale, FL was arrested this week after performing a sh*t ton of armed robberies in Florida. He was sentenced to 26 years. He’s on a variety of surveillance tape and his trademark was sagging his pants below his buttocks. He earned the nickname “Saggy Pants Robber”….so now he’s going to prison for 26 years with the nickname “Saggy Pants”. If there was any confusion, that’s a bad look.


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