It is finally here. After seeing DirectTv’s commercial with the damn little mini-giraffe’s in it, I was hooked. Even thought about changing service just due to the fact those little animals were involved. Now they have really done it, I present to you. Petite Lap Giraffe. IT HAS A MINI GIRAFFE CAM LIVE FEED!!!!!! Well done by DirecTv to spoof this, STRONG move.
Here is a little info about what you can expect when you visit their site:
Petite Lap Giraffes are very funny animal that require special care. They need lots of love. Hugs and kisses every day. Otherwise they make tears.
If you have children, petite lap giraffes no problem. If child is loud, the giraffe will be shy, but does not bite. PLG’s are very clean. With training they will go in box like cats. Allergies never a problem.
Size: adult is 76 centimeters, baby is 15 centimeters tall. Weight is 4.5kg unless the giraffe is fat cow then 5.44kg
Diet: distilled water and bonsai tree leaves
Health problems: none. They are the best.
Gestation: 420 days
Living conditions: PLG’s love being indoors in filtered air conditioning. If they can listen to music of Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov it is dream.
Grooming: a bubble bath once a week with purified water is all they need.
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