This is some real life Ross Gellar shit right here (you know, The One Where Ross faked his own death? Anyone? No?). Except, in this instance, a hot girl didn’t show up to the fake funeral (yes, that actually happened in an episode of Friends). Anyway, some thirsty guy (who couldn’t take a hint) had been hitting up a Twitter user named Immaculate_Ice all summer, and, after two months of no responses, decided to go full Gellar, posing as his mother to break the news to the girl that he’d been killed in a drive by shooting. She finally responded in a manner anyone would to the news that someone had been killed, and that’s when — and we hope you’re sitting down — everything fell apart.
Warning: bad language and terrible spelling throughout. And, yes, we’re really hoping this is real.
So look what this nigga sent me after being ignored for the umpteenth time pic.twitter.com/q0zXUUMr97
— ICE (@Immaculate_ICE) August 25, 2014
SOOOOOOO I get this text the other night pic.twitter.com/9ZHAi6A3q4
— ICE (@Immaculate_ICE) August 25, 2014
SO THE TEXTS GO ON pic.twitter.com/HiA2xcQatd
— ICE (@Immaculate_ICE) August 25, 2014
BUT THEN THIS HAPPENED pic.twitter.com/HSMN5bAfWp
— ICE (@Immaculate_ICE) August 25, 2014
BREHHHHH pic.twitter.com/L9BdUpVgfb
— ICE (@Immaculate_ICE) August 25, 2014
[BroBible]
