You have a couple of options in life. You can waste your life away and not get Budwesier Nunchucks or you can put some pants on; decide that you’re going to step up; and make your dreams happen now. Today.
Be the person you thought you were going to be when you were in high school. Not the pitiful, order taking 9-5er that you’ve become. Who is that guy? With all the rapture talk, you became reflective. “Have I gotten the most out of life”? The answer is an emphatic NO. The Budweiser Nunchucks are the first purchase in your pilgrimage to the epicenter of life’s true nectar.
(via Food Beast, sold here)