Cowboys and drunkards are rejoicing this morning. Both had a rough time when reports surfaced yesterday of Jose Rios, 33, and Samuel Olivo Jr, 48 getting a DWI in Texas for riding a horse and mule (while intoxicated) on a busy city street. The two were coaxing passers-by to take pictures and pet their horse and mule. Police said the two “were impeding traffic and could have caused an accident”. Officers promptly conducted a field sobriety test on the two and then charged them with driving while intoxicated.
However, in a wonderful turn of events those charges were dropped for both Mr Rios and Mr Olvio because the legal definition of a motor vehicle in relation to DWI charges is too vague. (Side note; Mr Rios was charged with public intoxication).
How could we NOT have video of this.
via The Herald Sun


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