Fredrick Hjelmquist has always been an audiophile. His “mad passion” for custom sound systems led him to opening his own audio equipment store called ‘Pause”. His most recent invention is called the “gutPOD”.
What’s the gutPOD? It’s a unique sound system that uses your abdomen as the speaker system. That’s right, your abdomen. You simply swallow a very large pod with a wireless transmitter built in. You can then stream music to your own stomach so that everyone nearby can hear your playlist as you walk down the street.
During his trial run he allowed passer-bys to select the playlist themselves from a jukebox on his website. Apparently, the test run was a success although Hjelmquist said the sound quality was “very bad”. Not a very good endorsement, is it?
Also falling under the category of “not a very good endorsement” is the fact that he buys a metric crapton of laxatives before he swallows it. It looks painful enough to get INTO your stomach. I can only imagine what it must be like to get it out. Then there’s the retrieval, as there is no mention of the gutPOD being disposable. I’d love to see how he solves that problem.


About Big Skeezy
Recent Posts
A’ja Wilson cementing GOAT status record by record
"I'm just truly grateful for every teammate I've come in contact with that has played alongside me for this 6,000."
‘I’ve been terrible’: Alex Bregman takes blame for Chicago becoming a White Sox town
"I need to be better with runners on base, plain and simple."
Geno Smith ‘cherishing’ return to New York
"I see a lot of potential in this team."
Drake Maye looking forward to Super Bowl rematch
"It’ll be something for us to gain some extra motivation."
Knicks complete sweep of Cavaliers in dominant fashion
"It's a magical thing."
Kenny Atkinson, down 0-3, insists Cavaliers are winning ‘analytically’
"I don't know if you guys follow that -- the expected score. We've won two out of three."