James Rodriguez is an excellent soccer player from Colombia who has managed to put together an impressive World Cup run.

The Times of India decided to write a feature-length story on Rodriguez’s performance but we’re guessing that not many people were able to get past the headline.


On the one hand, one has to be fair to The Times of India as James Rodriguez’s first name was inspired by 007. On the other hand, they deserve all the shit in the world because the headline still makes no god damn sense.

I mean, these completely made-up headlines are still bad but at least they (somewhat) make sense:

From Colombia With Love. Only The World Cup Is Enough. The Man with the Golden Leg. Rodriguez is Leaving His Competition Shaken, not Stirred.

Just spit-balling here.

[Bleacher Report]