There’s no way I can tell this story better than the primary source. If you want a quick synopsis, basically a person quit his/her job to run @TotallyManU, a Twitter account dedicated to providing breaking news to Manchester United fans. It wasn’t a good decision. And, that person has just realized this. Yes, I realize that this is a fake story, but who cares?

(Thank you to @netw3rk for RTing @TotallyManU and opening my eyes to this story.)

Here we go….

The inaugural tweet of @TotallyManU:

The explainer:

A welcoming message:

Ah! He/She has an official title:

Multiple platforms and interviews, baby:

But he/she still does it for the love of the game:

Trouble begins:

Reality sets in:

The end:

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