Calvin Johnson – 3 Touchdowns

Rick Osentoski/Associated Press
Rick Osentoski/Associated Press

Due to injuries, Calvin Johnson has only played in seven games this season, during which he’s been a boom-or-bust type of player. He’s had four games where he’s had over 80 yards receiving and three games with less than 60 yards receiving (although he only nominally played in two). He’s also been bitten by the injury bug again.

Let’s be clear. Most of these receivers will have more touchdowns than J.J. Watt by season’s end, barring serious injury. Just enjoy this J.J. Watt touchdown extravaganza while it’s so sublimely surreal.