In this edition of “You Might Be A Redskins Fan”:
1. You might be a Redskins fan if you attend a Redskins training camp.
2. You might be a Redskins fan if you ask all 22 starters on the team’s roster to sign your right arm.
3. You might be a Redskins fan if you then immediately go to a tattoo parlor to get all 22 of those signatures tattooed onto yourself permanently.
Scratch that. You are DEFINITELY a Redskins fan if you follow all three of those steps. Word to the wise but sane Redskin fan: don’t try to one-up Charlie White, the proud owner of 22 newly tattooed Redskins autographs.
“I want all 22 starters,” he told ESPN at the camp as he worked hard to get all of the necessary signatures. “I believe in getting starters on my arm for a reason. It’s because I bleed burgundy and gold.”
Now, Charlie had better hope that Jay Gruden doesn’t start tinkering with his lineup any time soon.
