Pete Blackburn
Thursday:
Packers @ Seahawks – Defending champs coming out in front of a home crowd at the Link? The ‘Hawks are gonna be fired up and I think they win a close game.
Sunday:
Bills @ Bears – This shouldn’t be too close. Cutler gon smoke ’em.
Bengals @ Ravens – It’s been a tumultuous offseason in Baltimore and I think the Ravens get off to a slow start.
Browns @ Steelers – The Browns stink.
Redskins @ Texans – That Team From Washington has a quarterback. The other team doesn’t.
Jaguars @ Eagles – I will root for the Jags to lose every game until they play Blake Bortles.
Titans @ Chiefs – Honestly, I couldn’t name three players on the Titans.
Patriots @ Dolphins – RETURN OF THE GRONK.
Vikings @ Rams – This game is going to suck, but I’m pretty sure a ham sandwich is playing QB for the Rams this year.
Saints @ Falcons – Lots of passing yards for both offenses here, but I’m going with Matty Ice & Co.
Raiders @ Jets – Oh god, this game is going to be hilarious.
Panthers @ Buccaneers – I’m honestly just impressed the Bucs can field a team of guys willing to play in those new uniforms.
49ers @ Cowboys – I have a feeling this game’s gonna get weird, but my gut says 49ers.
Colts @ Broncos – Jim Irsay is gonna get so wasted watching Peyton carve up his defense.
Monday:
Giants @ Lions – ManningFace for everyone!
Chargers @ Cardinals – Interesting matchup but I’m putting my faith in Phil The Thrill.
Prop Predictions:
Who throws the most amount of interceptions this week? Tony Romo.
Does Johnny Manziel see the field against the Steelers? No.
