Ryan Wong
Thursday:
Packers @ Seahawks – The Packers don’t get revenge for the Fail Mary.
Sunday:
Bills @ Bears – NIS’s golden god Jay Cutler will take ten sacks and throw six touchdowns as the Bears win. Cutler will be non-pulsed.
Bengals @ Ravens – The epic battle between quarterbacks that neither team wanted to pay THAT much money.
Browns @ Steelers – One week closer to Manziel-mania
Redskins @ Texans – Ryan Fitzpatrick is (still) somehow a starting quarterback in this league.
Jaguars @ Eagles – Is Chip Kelly’s offense for real? We wont’ find out this week.
Titans @ Chiefs – The Titans exist.
Patriots @ Dolphins – The sun rises, the sun sets and the Patriots will beat the Dolphins.
Vikings @ Rams – Losing Bradford hurts, but the Rams defense should be enough to win this one.
Saints @ Falcons – Julio Jones is back! Julio Jones is back! Julio Jones is back!
Raiders @ Jets – The Derek Carr Era will be magical.
Panthers @ Buccaneers – The Panthers defense can contain Doug Martin and Josh freakin’ McCown.
49ers @ Cowboys – Unless the entire Niners defense ends up in prison, they should win this one (and go 19-0 and win the Super Bowl, praise be to Jim Harbaugh)
Colts @ Broncos – The Colts still don’t have a defense. Peyton Manning is still good.
Monday:
Giants @ Lions – Honestly, both these teams could implode and it wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
Chargers @ Cardinals – The Cardinals have a great team surrounding an average quarterback while the Chargers have an average team surrounding a great quarterback. It should be close but Arizona’s defense will get the job done.
Prop Predictions:
Who throws the most amount of interceptions this week – Matthew Stafford
Does Johnny Manziel see the field against the Steelers – Nope
