Former NFL wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson hasn’t played a down of professional football since 2006 but he has managed to keep himself pretty busy.
In addition to his work as an NFL analyst for ESPN, Keyshawn has also been successfully transforming himself into a hefty foreign woman who hates Justin Bieber, according to this totally accurate news report on the pop star’s driving habits.
Damn, talk about letting yourself go…Have some self-respect, man.
While this was clearly an editing error made by the news channel, it’s important not to forget that Keyshawn – like the rest of us – actually does hate the Biebs.
[reddit]
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