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The Detroit Lions are the last winless team in the NFL despite having an OK-ish quarterback and one of God’s gifts to football in Calvin Johnson. And while no one predicted that the Lions would set the world on fire, few could have foreseen that the Lions would have the NFL’s worst record after the League’s first five weeks.

So, one can understand why one particular Lions fan may have decided that it would be easier to get stupidly drunk and vomit rather than watch her team get utterly throttled by the Arizona Cardinals.

At least the fans directly above her seemed to be having fun.

[Bro Bible]