Joseph Fauria, tight end for the Detroit Lions, did not play against the New York Jets this past weekend because he was dealing with a sprained ankle. We now know how he sprained that ankle.
Joe Fauria said he sprained his ankle after missing bottom two stairs while trying to stop his 3-month old dog from urinating in the house
— Detroit Lions (@Lions) September 29, 2014
If you’re a Lions fan and are directing any kind of rage towards Fauria’s puppy, Lil’ Rufio, I should warn you: Don’t be angry at Lil’ Rufio. Because look at how cute he is.
Seriously.
So cute.
Just stop peeing in the house, please.
[deadspin]
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