Former Kentucky Wildcats quarterback Jared Lorenzen, whose unusual weight for a quarterback earned him the nicknames “Hefty Lefty,” “Pillsbury Throwboy” and the “Abominable Throwman,” took to Twitter on Tuesday to weigh in on the NCAA’s decision to allow schools to give unlimited amounts of food to their athletes:
I'll tell u what the NCAA really lucked out that I don't have any eligibility left.
— jared lorenzen (@JaredLorenzen22) April 15, 2014
Classic.
Lorenzen spent a handful of years as a backup quarterback in the NFL, earning a Super Bowl ring with the Giants in 2007-2008. Now listed at 320 pounds, Lorenzen spends his days playing indoor football and making fun of himself on social media.


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