aaaThe Miami Heat’s Chris Bosh is dealing with some health issues, and that apparently affords him a little more free time. On Chris Bosh’s official website he launched a blog post on Tuesday which gave his (presumably his) take on the best beers for a barbecue. The blog post isn’t terrible by any means, it just feels so random to us (unless it is a sponsored post, which it doesn’t look like it is). Here are a few of our favorite excerpts:

This one was actually very funny to us.

Just be careful if you’re eating and drinking outside. After all, when you’re thirsty and the sun is beating down on you, there’s a good chance you’re going to drink more than one beer. But throwing back porters and hoppy beers—any of those kinds with a higher alcohol content—can come with consequences, so watch out for that.

This one made us hungry, and we loved the exclamation point at the end.

One of the cool things I like to do with beer is layer different ones to complement what I’m cooking. Grilled meats usually have that charred taste from the grill, so a beer with roasted flavors—something like a porter—does the trick for a nice pairing. A newer craze that’s been around for a while is black IPAs. You get that roasted flavor along with the hoppiness of an IPA. I tried it for the first time a few months ago and loved it. So if you’re having a burger, these beers go perfectly!

Again, we have no beef (so to speak) with the post, but it is random as hell. He has plenty more blog posts on his site which you should check out HERE.