Everything seemed to go right for the Portland Trailblazers in their blowout victory over the Dallas Mavericks on Thursday. So much so that it felt like one of those nights where even the lucky fan selected to attempt a half-court shot would probably nail it and win some money. Unfortunately, it just wasn’t Blazers Fan Bob’s night. And, based on the trajectory of that duck, nor will it ever be.
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