Hey, check this out: Alonzo Mourning basically just called Dikembe Mutombo a liar. At least, in our minds he’s a liar, because we really, really want “Who wants to sex Mutombo?” to be a thing that actually happened.
Anyway, thanks, ‘Zo, for the confirmation. It’s all the proof this journalist needs.
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