Dale Earnhardt Jr. Sucks at Making Sandwiches, Puts Mayo With Bananas

By Jason Smith on April 5, 2016

We really, really, really hope Dale Jr. just posted this because Hellman’s gave him a fat check.

If not, he needs therapy. The NASCAR driver tweeted a photo of him making what he calls his “favorite sandwich” and it’s absolutely disgusting:

Making my favorite sandwich. I swear it's delicious. @Hellmanns pic.twitter.com/sK5XeHxVi9

— Dale Earnhardt Jr. (@DaleJr) April 5, 2016

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"I need to leave it in the hands of a new technical team going into the future."

"I just wanted to make sure everybody could showcase their abilities in front of all 32 NFL teams."

"Fans deserve that.”

"He's the engine that's driving all of our winning."

Coach is ready to get rolling.

"I’m going to be in this game unless LSU fires me."

"I need to leave it in the hands of a new technical team going into the future."

"I just wanted to make sure everybody could showcase their abilities in front of all 32 NFL teams."

"Fans deserve that.”

"He's the engine that's driving all of our winning."

Coach is ready to get rolling.

"I’m going to be in this game unless LSU fires me."