Are you single? Do you have a special attraction to older women with children? Do you want the world to know? Then why not drop a couple hundred bucks on a customized Mets jersey to send that vibe out to the ladies effortlessly.

This guy did, and he’s clearly crushing life because of it. He’s probably paying for a giant box of condoms at that register, you know, for all the sex he’s totally having.

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[Lookit via Busted Coverage]

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