I would agree to be Drug Czar for free to clean up @mlb @JoeTorre
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) August 19, 2013
no body knows it better @JoeTorre — Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) August 19, 2013
i am here for you @MLB
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) August 19, 2013
i am like cary grant in to catch a thief @mlb
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) August 19, 2013
czarseco
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) August 19, 2013
Jose Canseco is using his Twitter account to lobby on his own behalf to be appointed as Major League Baseball’s ‘Drug Czar’.
The ever-mercurial Czarseco claims that nobody knows the PED game better and compares himself to Cary Grant’s character in Alfred Hitchcock’s To Catch A Thief.
Obviously it is hard to trust a lunatic like Canseco, but hiring him as the MLB’s own version of the DEA would make for good TV.

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