Well, it’s Opening Day all around baseball and sure, you may not have cracked varsity, or even been asked by your local bar (a place that you’ve spend upwards of a thousand dollars at the jukebox alone!) to play catcher for their lousy softball team. No matter, there’s still a sport that will have you and your unhealthy in-game alcohol intake tendencies. That’s right, spring training (aka that time last month when you had sushi instead of meatballs) has broken for Wiffle Ball, after a long, and self-destructive offseason. Enjoy, and remember, everything to the left of the garage is foul.
Posted by Dave from wheeeeeeee.com

About Mike Johnson
Recent Posts
Eileen Gu snags 6th Olympic medal
"She is 'Wonder Woman,'"
Matt Ryan breaks silence on Falcons quarterback
"He’s in a good place right now."
Jayden Daniels loves Philly fans
“I love Eagles fans."
Ben Roethlisberger responds to attack on character
"I like to think as we mature and as we grow in our faith."
Tyreek Hill bids Miami farewell
“Major Love to the 305.”
Ja’Marr Chase breaks silence on Bengals
"I’m just stating my opinion on what I think we need."