This guy may or may not love his Subaru more than his wife but, either way, it sure seems like a close race in the standings. The proud Subaru WRX owner was forced to put his car up for sale by his pregnant wife, leading to this fantastic Craigslist posting:
You certainly can’t blame him for lack of effort and creativity. Subaru should reward this guy’s loyalty with a new car for him loyalty and/or an SUV atrocity for his wife.
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