I love poetry, and a glass of scotch, and, of course, my friend Ron Burgundy here, so that’s why I am quite excited for this Anchorman-themed liquor. Just when you thought they couldn’t promote Anchorman any more they go ahead and make Ron Burgundy Scotch Whisky Great Odin’s Raven Special Reserve. Riviera Imports lets you drink like a professional broadcaster with this 80 proof blend of grain and malt Scotch whiskies from Speyside, Highlands and Islay. It just makes want to get a couple scotch cocktails in me, start a fire in someone’s kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off.