If I’m Washington’s AD, I take a dump in a box, FedEx it to Pat Haden and hire Ed Orgeron. That’s just me, though…
— LostLettermen.com (@LostLettermen) December 2, 2013
(clears throat) ED ORGERON FOR FLORIDA ATLANTIC (releases flock of raccoons)
— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) December 2, 2013
