It’s that time of year when those motivated minds hit the books, do their research, and study up… for their fantasy football draft.
It’s fantasy football season. Of course it’s important to do your due diligence before drafting (curse you Trent Richardson!) However, the most important part comes when deciding on your team name.
We’re here to to make sure you’re not caught like I was for four days after I was born. (Took my parents four days to come up with Nicholas!)
Band puns are the cool, hip thing to do these days. So make sure you get on this train before everyone starts doing it.
Feel free to steal these if your stuck for a name.
The Andrew Lucksmiths
Skrillex Grossman
Arian Foster the People
The Julio Sequence
98 Drew Brees (Ok, maybe a hipster wouldn’t use this name)
Death Cab for Flutie
RGIII D2
Architecture in Gronkowski
CamNetwonera Obscura
Bikini Kalil
Husker Dumervil
The Head and The Gerhart
CaPlaxico
The Dezemberists
Stay hip, everyone.

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