This mailman delivered a very sh*tty package, literally. According to this very important news report a mailman in Portland decided to drop off a few packages that the whole neighborhood could enjoy.
According to a Portland News Source:
Don Derfler says his mail carrier had something to deliver all right but what he left behind was nothing resembling mail. Derfler was waiting for his babysitter when he saw his mailman acting odd at a neighbor’s house across the street. The postal worker then pulled down his pants. That’s when Derfler starting snapping pictures. The pictures show the postal worker squatting near some bushes and pulling his pants up. Derfler even photographed what was left behind.
For the record the post office has released a statement that they are embarrassed. What a crappy situation all around. I have always wondered what the post office advises on when you have to use the restroom, their employees are out there for a good long while and obviously can;t just ask someone along their route if they can drop a #2 at any old house. That wouldn’t be right.

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