The fact that Chris Farley is not around to play Rob Ford is proof that there is no god – Nietzche
— Ashlee Vance (@valleyhack) November 18, 2013
With that burst of pace and what looked to be a decent screen set, the Knicks could do worse than to sign Rob Ford to a ten day.
— Alan Ryan (@alan__ryan) November 18, 2013
The only way that clip could have been better is if she had stood up Rob Ford, like an in-his-prime MJD.
— Gourmet Spud (@gourmetspud) November 18, 2013
"THERE IS A GOD AND HIS NAME IS GEORGE ZIMMERMAN." — Rob Ford's current thoughtbubble
— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 18, 2013
All I see is Rob Ford catching a lady. Practically saved her life. Carry on, Toronto.
— Andy Behrens (@andybehrens) November 18, 2013

About Chris Partlow
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Rockets coach calls team out after collapse
"Grow up."
Jets buzzing after making three picks in first round
"And any time you can bring guys with a winning background on your team, that only helps the morale of your team."
Suns blast referees after loss
"It's a man's game."
Kentucky Governor ‘losing confidence’ in UK
"I hope students, faculty, trustees and the community attend this week's board meetings and ask the tough questions that should be answered."
Victory Wembanyama first ever unanimous DPOY
"But I'm super, super happy to win this award and actually super proud to be the first-ever unanimous."
Victor Wembanyama dominant in playoff debut
"Everybody was ready."