The fact that Chris Farley is not around to play Rob Ford is proof that there is no god – Nietzche
— Ashlee Vance (@valleyhack) November 18, 2013
With that burst of pace and what looked to be a decent screen set, the Knicks could do worse than to sign Rob Ford to a ten day.
— Alan Ryan (@alan__ryan) November 18, 2013
The only way that clip could have been better is if she had stood up Rob Ford, like an in-his-prime MJD.
— Gourmet Spud (@gourmetspud) November 18, 2013
"THERE IS A GOD AND HIS NAME IS GEORGE ZIMMERMAN." — Rob Ford's current thoughtbubble
— shauna (@goldengateblond) November 18, 2013
All I see is Rob Ford catching a lady. Practically saved her life. Carry on, Toronto.
— Andy Behrens (@andybehrens) November 18, 2013

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